SUPER POWERS

I want to have superpowers like, superman did or like in ”HEROS” . May be quit studying and start fighting some crime..=p You know most of the people want to ‘fly’..that’s the no 1 power . If I ask you guys “What if I grant you a super power..?” you’d say..”Talha I want to fly”..Yeah !! who the hell don’t..

But if someone asks me, then I’d say : “I’d like to be able to shoot SHIT out of my finger tips”  *Ppphtt* ..=p . Coz nobody wana be covered in shit   ..No one. Then it’d b a lot easier for me to deal with rude people. Like if im in a date with a girl whose very rude …I’d belike……….you know what *Ppphtttt*  AAAhhaahahaha…Enjoy taking shit from me coz you’r rude..=D

THE OTHER THING I WANA DO :

    I’d love to travel in time in a time machine. I’d like to go back in time ……mess with people.  Here’s what I do… I’d go back to my uncle (I don’t like him at all) , when he’d b like at my age masturbating alone in his room, I’d spank him on his ass “AAAaaahahahah …im from future …AAAhahahaha …im ur friends son from future..haha…and here’s what you deserve *Pppphhhtttttt*”..he’d say “ What the fuck is this”..thats the shit from the future..Aaahahahah…Enjoy being covered in shit you shithole …=D

But these are just dreams …dreams I want to come true..

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