EXAM , phir se

Yarh abi toh khatm hoey thay..phir aa gaey ..
aaaann :(( don't like them at all....who the hell dose..??
exams are like 8 days away and tyari...zara c b nai hai....!!
pora semister nai parha and ab end me aa k b ive stared bloging nd writing all the lame  stuff here
is this just  me ya sub ke exams me yei haal hota hai..like parhai k ilava  sub karne ka dil karta hai...??

ok moi mom's calling ...seem's like i have some work to do...!!
men na hota toh pta nai kese chalta ye ghar...=p

I AM AN ASS

Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
so your life is all about ME..=p

 i'll be an electrical engineer in some years...you know what im gona do after that ..i'd like to design a toilet machine ,that , when you flush ,it say's : "Thank you for shitting me..I enjoyed your shit.." =D
SPECIAL FEATURE : you can add the voice ,in that toilet machine, of anyone you don't like at all...=p

Painfull Shits :

Im sitting here in one of the boring classes at university while writing this article ..and im hearing some strange voices coming out of my stomach ..like a warning sound “SHIT LOAD , SHIT LOAD”..its scaring me up…!!

WHY..??? exagurate

BECAUSE..

A year ago I got enrolled in “NATIONAL UNIVERSITY FAST” I got a lot of congrats on that..here’s the thing im telling you rite now , being good in studies is like being “PREGNENT” . Everyone congratulates you but they don’t know how many times you have been “FUCKED”…=p

Anyways , people might look at this like “super cool” but since then im taking painfull shits , yeah “PAINFULL SHITS”. And its not because im eating spicy food all da time =p  but its because this FAST FUCKING UNI is fucking me so hard that it makes me shed bloody tears ..

Since im in this uni, the closest ive evr got to a “4.0”  is my “blood nicotine” content. Cigg’s make me feel good , it helps me in building pressure =p…but one cant smoke in “FAST” , if you do your gona be fined “2000 RS” for that.this thought puts a lots of loads on me. So what im gona do about it , is , to smoke a cigg and go to the toilet and shed my loads off =p

But what scares me up is…. Its gona b “PAINFULL”..=((